Sorry DD, close but no cigar. After all, your bride was riding on the back of a motorcycle, while Greenlee was driving her own. Plus it was dark and Greens got run off the road, into some undefined body of water and now is officially listed as missing and presumed dead. Top that! 
Afton, it's always good to know someone is thinking about me, even if what reminds them of me is a television soap opera. It could be much worse. 
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Is anyone else bumming about the state of the economy? Because every time they announce another round of cuts at my company, I sink a little lower. I'm generally a pretty happy person, considering. But when 10 million billion gadrillion kazillion people are out of work ... what then? 
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Just what makes that little old ant
Think he'll move that rubber tree plant
Anyone knows an ant, can't
Move a rubber tree plant
~ "High Hopes" lyrics by Sammy Cahn